PLAYER PROFILE
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Name |
Mark Green |
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Nickname(s) |
Greeny, Gary, Noddy |
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Position at Club |
1st Team Captain |
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Age |
24 |
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Batting Style |
G.P Thorpe - esque |
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Bowling Style |
Chinaman |
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Previous Clubs / Teams |
None |
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Best Mate at Club |
Big Ken |
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Funniest Guy at SCC |
Wilky |
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Hero |
Chris Cornell |
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Favourite Food |
Prawn, Mash and Beans |
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Favourite Drink |
Sex on the beach or Slippery Nipple |
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Favourite Bar / Club |
Opera Bar - Sydney |
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Favourite Film |
One flew over the Cuckoos Nest |
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Best Moment at SCC
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Meeting Ken (The love of my life!) |
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Worst Moment at SCC |
2006 Cup Final – AGM notes “A couple of overs cost us the final” i.e. Greeny |
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Best Sledge Heard
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“Why are you so fat?” “Because every time I f&*k your wife she gives me a biscuit” |
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Who from SCC would you want to be bowling if you needed 6 from 1 ball? |
Mark Willoughby |
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Who from SCC would you not like to be facing needing 6 from 1 ball? |
Ken Barber |
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What would you do if you weren’t playing cricket? |
Gamble more |
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Hopes for next season |
Score more than 43 runs in the season and to turn up sober on at least one Saturday |
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About Me
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My hobbies include reading, train spotting and general sex pestery! For more info contact me at 0900-GET-WITH-GARY |